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 Things your boss would never say..

 

1. Oh you don't have a babysitter?? No problem bring him to work.

2. You're allowed 10 personal phone calls a day.

3. You don't feel good?? Take the rest of the week off with pay.

4. Sure we can afford that ergonomically correct chair for
you!

5. Look, I gotta make this meeting quick so I can get back and
answer the phones.

6. You're late again!! Why don't we change our starting hour to 9:23.

7. Since it's so nice outside, let's work out there.

8. If you need gas money just take it out of petty cash.

9. Your car broke down?? I will buy you a new company car.

10. I'm going to promote you because I like you.

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                  Wash Your Troubles Away

A cheerful smile on your face, a small wand in your palm.
Memories of a carefree day, when everything was calm.
A peaceful summer morning, light wind stirring the air
surrounded by the silence having no worries or care.

Not a thought of tension, your mind so pure and free.
Breathe so deep and cleansing, your eyes closed but you can see.
So simple and relaxing, we all felt so secure,
we wish those days would return But yet it's impossible to endure.

We seem to have forgotten, the pleasure we felt with a hug
those precious memories somehow lost without our parents love.
What better way to relax and chase away your troubles
than singing in a bathtub and blowing lots of bubbles.

Useless Facts.....

• Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
• Odds of being killed by falling out of bed- 1 in